OCD

Since birth Chloe has had many OCD tendencies that are a cosmic blend of annoying and amusing. She likes things to be neat, preferably in straight rows. Every door has to be closed, including the dishwasher and pantry. Chloe has the uncanny ability to see when a door has been closed, but hasn't clicked. She can't handle the slightest amount of food or dirt on her clothes, dolly, self, or the floor. More than once microscopic pieces of fuzz have found their way to dolly's face, bringing Chloe into hysterics. As soon as one is done eating, his/her dishes must be cleared away. There is no time to waste chatting, digesting, or breathing. Any violation of the above laws results in panicked yelling "Uh-Oh Uh-Oh Uh-Oh" while running at blazing speeds to rectify the situation. Her most recent obsession is "tash." Every speck of fuzz or dust that she finds on the floor elicits a wail and a run to the pantry door to reach the trashcan. It sounds something like, "OhNo! Tash!" Zoom. Screech. Turn, Click, Squeak, Open. Close, Slam. Zoom. Repeat all. About 200 times a day.
Amazingly, my floor still isn't clean enough to eat off of.... not to say that we don't...